why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
Via That Funny blog
I am like the worst party girl ever.
I just want to go to sleep and then play Majora’s Mask until my bleed.
Rather than stay at my grad banquet.
What if Logos Told the Truth?
A series by Viktor Hertz.
The tumblr one
so true
HOME.
Via Manatees Can't Type
I thought it was hilarious and then I cried.
Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
Teach your kids to always look both ways before crossing the road.
(Source: jillypooh)























